Haha. Baked some cookies in the shape of a working gun and some other cookies in the shape of bullets. shot two men and a dog. when the cops come to arrest me i take a bit and tell em didnt know snacking was illegal in america you fucking fascist pigs. they try to arrest me but ive already eaten the men and most of the dog. cant arrest a man for snacking
Alright boys, time to take bets on Giant Bomb’s GOTY.
I’m going to give you a 4:1 on Bioshock, 6:1 on GTAV, 10:1 on Brothers and 20:1 on Tomb Raider.
Gunpoint is my dark horse. Also, what are the odds on Saint’s Row 4 or Super Mario 3D World?
Anonymous asked: is this ironic because i'm not usually harsh but surely you have more interesting things to do than think about shitty text posts on a judgemental website like this
We begin this adventure with a misuse of the word “ironic” and the audience will surely not be in for a treat tonight as it all goes downhill from there. Let us embark on this existential breakthrough together, are we really all wasting our time here? Is it not better to do something trivial that you enjoy than to spend the same amount of time calling someone out? Is it not truly ironic to call this website judgemental while sending me, Edgar the famous postcritic, the only judgemental message I’ve ever gotten?
This is the greatest blog ever.
Anonymous asked: Doesn't being on Tumblr all day at work and then firing someone make you a hypocrite?
But you see.
- I’m one of the bosses
- I can mulltitask
- A lot of my posts are a queue except for the texts posts. You can usually tell when I am actually here and when it’s just my queue.
- ME BEING ON TUMBLR =/= SOMEONE TRYING TO COMMIT CREDIT FRAUD
theartistformerlyknownasmichael asked: The Tough Question: Samurai Gunn, better than Brothers?
There are a lot of reasons to want 2013 to be over but the end of “better than Brothers” jokes is rapidly approaching number one.